The inside the club sunglasses wearer.

i know you have all seen these losers, almost anytime you go to a club you see a couple of them, wearing their sunglasses in the club. now, is it not dark enough in a club that you need sunglasses? dont worry you assholes, i know you arent doing it to protect yourself from UV rays, im not an idiot. but the fact is that the reason that you are doing it, i assume showing them off, is an even dumber reason to be wearing them. i would like it better if someone would say to me "dam i thought it would be sunny in this place". so big deal you have expensive glasses, i really dont think anyone actually cares. are you actually getting people coming up to you and saying "hey man sweet frames" in a club. no the truth is we are all laughing at you because your a moron. and dont come at me with "common bro they are prescription glasses". my response would be "well "bro" (dam i hate that word, i would use it in this case as an insult that he would definitely not understand.) if you have a prescription you could have easily worn your regular glasses, dont even try to tell me that those are the only glasses you own...dont even try." so we get it your some kind of bigshot and your glasses cost more than my car, im very happy for you, but you still look like a douchebag. like what is your point? do you actually think that you look so cool with your glasses on that people are going to be impressed and want to talk to you. its a known fact that you eyes can make or break your face, like to tell if you are good looking or not. so by putting on these glasses you obviously want the opposite sex to look somewhere else cause your face is to ugly to be seen, so you have to hide it. thats just my opinion, but what do i know im just an averge nobody...but bad news mr inside the club glasses wearer, so is mostly everybody else.

the desperate need of facebook friends...i guess thats what we can call it.

the disease we know as facebook, is actually a useful tool at times. hell i love that website, it helps me organize parties that most people don't come to or don't bother giving an rsvp...(sont get me started on the people who write maybe attending or dont answer at all, thats a blog for another day) so back to what pisses me off about facebook. its the people i like to call friend collectors (maybe that should have been the title of this post). anyway we all know these people, or do we? they add us as friends but we dont actually know who they are. and then most time i get an add like that i send a message saying "hello who is this?" and i dont get a response back..well the solution there is DELETE...its a solution to a lot of people on facebook. person adds me that only went to high school with me and didnt talk to me then..DELETE. people who think that i am their friend but when we see each other in public do not aknowledge that we know each other DELETE. i honestly go through my list about once a week and delete people who dont belong there anymore. i once had this girl add me like 5 times but i would see her everyday at school in class and she would even speak to me...whats up with that? are you that desperate to make people know that i am your friend. i know i write this bitchin blog but im not all that cool. whats the point of having 1005 friends? do you actually know these people? do you talk to them? if you pass them on the street would you even say hi to them? if you answered no to these questions and you have people on your list that this applies to then you are a friend collector. but nevermind the people who add the random people then dont explain who they are, what about the ones that get added then dont delete these randoms...are you that lazy or are you still hoping that one day you may know them and they will talk to you. these people i find are worse. or maybe its all a competition of who can have the most friends. im sorry but people on facebook that you do not talk to are not your friends. as much as you may want them to be cause maybe its a hot girl or guy that randomly added you by mistake. i can go on and on about this for a long time but you know what im getting sick of it. dont be one of these people, delete people you dont know and then maybe facebook stalking can also get cut back...and ya im coming after you guys next you facebook stalkers. peace

the Stop and Chatter

yes i am back, and yes i totally busted that name from Larry David (one of my heroes, come on the guy created Seinfeld for god sakes. not the person, the show) but that does't mean i cannot hate on these people as well. i mean come on, you know who i am talking about right? these people where apparently a wave does not suffice. they insist on coming over and talking your ears off when everytime its the same exact conversation. "hows school? hows work? ya same". and then theres always the mention of being tired and the other person always agreeing like being tired is something totally normal that we all are in the middle of the day. (the "always tired/mentioning this fact person" is a topic for another day in my blog.) so these people who insist on stopping even though they probably know they have nothing new and interesting to say really annoy me. if you have big news i guess its different, i would like to hear it, cause chances are i deleted you on facebook therefore didnt read it in your status. on the other hand if you have big news and you just wanna rub it in my face, i guess i cant blame you cause i am an asshole, but if thats your only reason, for spite keep it away from me. let me just say congrats now to anyone who would cross a street to tell me news about themselves out of spite (i know there arent many). so this is something that happens on a semi regular basis especially during school, i know i sound like and anti social (insert any insult here) but teh fact is after the hows school and such it just gets awkward for both of us, you know it and i know it and then we dont know how to seperate from the convo without sounding rude. so heres a thought just avoid it to begin with, wave and smile cause i will do the same cause after all we are not animals, well most of us aren't.

Out in the World: The shopping dresser upper

If you don't know what i mean by this it is simple. its guys out there who dress up as if they are going clubbing to go shopping. you think i don't see you guys in carrefour Laval all dressed up in shirts and hair done and what not? i mean what's your point in doing that? are you going to the mall to pick up chicks? just makes no sense, why be uncomfortable (ok that's just my opinion that dressy clothes are uncomfortable) when you can be all relaxed just to go get whatever you need at the mall. it can't be that you have to be dressed up to buy something you need. last i checked they sell to anyone that has money. oh and last time i checked i also asked whether or not it mattered to anyone working in the stores if people were dressed up, more than half didn't even notice. you think people working in these boutiques look at you and notice what you're wearing and how good you're looking? if they work on commission you are just dollar signs in their eyes, and if they don't...phhhhhhhttttt they don't even want you to come into their store because it's just more work for them to do no matter how good you are looking. as for girls that are not working in the mall their heads are hell bent on one thing SHOPPING...not you. oh and when you are looking around and seeing that the girls are all dressed up at the mall get over yourself cause they definitely did not do that for you. for them it matters what they are wearing to see what they have to buy. they need the right shoes to see with a dress they wanna buy so they have to be wearing a dress in order to wear the shoes because those certain shoes cannot be worn with jeans. so don't dress up at the mall (unless you work there and are forced) because you  just look like a fool. they guys are laughing the girls are laughing, and before you know it your friend right beside you that is dressed all casual is laughing right along with them and your alone in the world. see what can happen just by trying to look tough. don't be a fool, dress like you would at school (except on days when you have presentations when you are in the business programs and have to wear ties on certain days)   

back to the underground: the encroachers

heres what i mean by the encroachers. in the metro when you are getting out at your stop and there are those people standing exactly at the door and do not wait for you to get off before they try to barge their way in. how does that make sense? how fuckin anxious to get on the metro do you have to be? like your standing right at the door, you arent going to miss it. the doors wont close just as the people getting off have stopped coming out. plus we all know how enjoyable being in the metro is, why would you rush to get in? its just annoying when you have to get out and people are trying to get in, it doesnt make any sense. what i dont understand is the people who do these stupidities, do they ever not get out of the metro and have the same problem. seems to me that if they did perhaps they would stop doing it. or maybe they're thing is that since someone does it to them then they should do it to others. seems like a fair trade to them i guess. but if the whole world lived like that iit would just be mayhem everywhere, (although its not too far off). with all the dumb things that people do its no wonder that some aren't as polite as you might think they shold be, or as you are to them. but things like the encroaching factor is where it all begins. if you cant be civil about something like this the slope is just slippery from there and all goes to hell. so i hope that you learn from this and maybe we can make the world a little less annoying place to live.

a name as your kryptonite.

i have just discovered this because it was too wierd to be coincidence. ok maybe not but im putting it out there anyway. let me explain, first of all we all know what kryptonite is right. its a thing that when near you just destroys you. anyway, so in this case its a person with a name. have you ever met, lets take Neil for example....anyway you meet Neil and you hate him or you like him but he screws you over or does something wrong against you. anyway, that Neil is now your kryptonite. but what about all Neil's? this is what im getting at...could it be that any Neil you ever meet will screw you over? doesnt make a lot of sense but it happened to me so i was wondering if i was the only one. so if someone screws you over think if you know anyone else by that name and think hard to remember if that other person also screwed you over at one moment in your life. i am sure that it has happened to someone so if it did, please let me know. and if your name kryptonite is Vince, well thats my name so i would be extra curious...so tell me about it. also i know this is nothing to do with my normal blogs but it was just a thought that i felt like getting out there, i guess i was only hating on my name kryptonite this day and not on all the other stupid things i usually see in this world.

Errors in Escalator Etiquette

you probably knew something like this was coming, because i am sure im not the only person who hates this. you know who im talking about, the people that stand on the left side of the escalator and dont walk up. then they create a huge line of very angry and late people behind them. now granted a trip up and escalator is not a long time to wait and being stuck behind a person like that probably wont make you that late for what you are trying to get to. but its the annoyance factor that kills me. everyone knows that you walk up the left of the escalator and ride it on the right side. this is how the world works and how is it possible that people do not know that. so then what is your point when you are just standing there? did you just forget? are you doing that on purpose? in that case your just an asshole and dont even deserve to be on a machine that walks up stairs for you. now from me...i am not a person who walks up an escalator. lets face it, im lazy and plus the machine is doing it for me. what more do you want? but the thing is if im standing there waiting to go up and i see a person standing beside me i see the other people who are frustrated and i can understand where they are coming from. and the best part is the person who is standing there on the left side is usually a person on a cell phone completely oblivious to everything that is going on around them as if their life is so engrossing that they cannot even walk and talk at the same time. like thats some sort of difficult task. anyway...dont stand on the left side of an escalator and thats that, read this and try to better the world, ok not better but at least make it a less annoying place to live.

Can I Just Mention The Canadiens.

regardless of the title of my blog, i have to mention my Montreal Canadiens. they are chasing down the senators like cheetahs on the prowl and there is no longer a doubt in my mind that they will catch them. with the oustanding play of our young rookies and sophmores to the reinvention of a superstar like Mr. Kovalev these guys get what it means to be a team and everything they do is for the team and thats why they are winning. as long as they don't cry like Dandenault when he was benched for 2 games they should be alright. this being said, i will somehow relate it to the title of my blog. so it seems that the Canadiens will in fact make the playoffs. what i hate about that is all these people who all of a sudden are fans of the bleu blanc et rouge even though they did not follow the entire season. if you cant handle the team being crap you don't deserve to celebrate when they are good. thats my opinion. my friends and i have follwed the canadiens practically since we've been born. we had the highs 1993....not that i remember much about it. but we were there for the lows that were to follow till the slight highs with the Jose Theodore lead habs of the early 2000's. and we can spot these phonies a million miles away, always asking dumb questions, questions about the past that any decent hockey fan would know, saying the most obvious of statistics because you just saw it in the gazette that day. your favourite player being the one who is most liked by the city at that moment or the hero of the game the night before. you are not a fan, don't pretend to be one. if you aren't then i don't care i wont like you any less but if you aren't and you try to be then you are just humiliating yourself and disrespecting the Canadiens as well. they need their fans when they are down in the dumps so that they know that this city is still supporting them and when they rise up like now they know that those fans that were with them during the lows will definately be there for the highs and they don't need (or we the real fans) don't need imposters that are riding the wave of our beloved team just for a good time. this is a sport, this is a game and loyalty counts, there is no room for phonies..and come playoff time don't let me catch you with one of those flags on your car unless you really follow the Canadiens and would do anything to see them win.

taking the metro

now there will probably be a bunch of these coming because you can get the best material down there. if i was to become a standup comic i would go down there everyday when i needed new jokes. from the people who take those free newspapers just to throw them on the floor to the people i will talk about in this post. the target of this post are these people who go into the metro with their friends (doesnt have to be in the metro though that is where i usually see this) and they are chatting it up bu they both have their ipod headphones in their ears. come on. now granted that i cannot judge whether the thing is actually turned on or not or how the the volume is. the simple fact is that its rude to be listening to music while talking to someone, especially your friends. what better way tp show that you really dont care what your friend is talking about than by blasting a tune into your ear while they are speaking to you. it just pisses me off to see this. especially when 2 friends are actually together talking and they both have them on. dont ever let me catch you doing this and then taking the thing out of your ear bbecause you didnt hear what your friend was saying....i will just snap, of course you didnt hear. and anyway what are you trying to prove by leaving these things in your ears? that you are cool enough to have an ipod. well congratulations, you are also a rude fuckin asshole, which do you prefer? now if theres something wrong with your headphones and its a hassle just to take them out and put them back so you lower the volume when you talk to someone then ok, go ahead. :P anyway if im talking to you i would take my headphones off and if you are talking to me and have them on be sure that i am definately muttering stupdities under my breath on purpose so you cant hear me. and hopefully there are others around who can and will laugh their asses off. so try to learn by the things that i write and maybe we can make this world a bit less annoying to live in

girls in winter

ok so this post comes around in the beautiful season called winter. for my out of town readers (as if i have any) our winters here in montreal as anyone who has been here would tell you are brutally cold. now what im getting at is when a girl comes in from the outside world of cold and says "wow its so cold out there" and then i look up and realize she is not wearing a hat. are you serious? if you are wearing a hat and you tell me that then ok i know that you knew it was going to be cold however it is colder than you expected so you are expressing the fact that even a hat cannot save you from feeling the chill of winter. but if you have no hat on and you come and tell me that you just have no sense. you have lived here for how many years...(average of my friends over 18 for sure) and its guranteed in winter that you need a hat everyday or some other heating device on your head like earmuffs or headbands etc. Now from a girls point of view they can say that they don't want to mess up their hair by putting a hat on. Fine i can respect that, but then dont come and complain to me that its cold. i know its cold look ontop of my head, that is a hat it keeps you warm in winter. im sure you have already seen one. they sell them in most clothing stores around the area. You cannot have everything in this case being perfect hair and warmth so if you wear a hat dont bitch about your hair and if you dont please sont say obvious comments like its cold out there cause noone wants to hear you cry about either of these ridiculous things. so learn from this and maybe we can make the world a less annoying place to live in.

The Proper way to Exit and Enter Door, I cant Believe you Dont know how yet.

How many years have doors been around? Yeah that’s what I thought, forever. Then how come people are not aware of how they work? Scenario: Let’s say there is a double door and both of the doors are functional. You are going into the building and someone is coming out of the building. Common sense tells us that you take the door on the right hand side and he does the same and therefore there is no problems right? But why the fuck does that person always insist on waiting for you to go through the door and then go out the same door you just came in by? Is it so hard to open the other door? I just did it. Are you going to tell me that he isn’t able to? No it’s because he’s lazy like most people in this world. Now granted that when its one on one this is not really a problem because he just has to delay that half second but the same things happen when there’s a huge melee of people and it causes a huge pile up when all someone has to do is move a step to the right and open the door that no one is using. It’s really not that difficult. For those of you who do this here’s a detailed instruction on how to open a door. If you’re going in then you usually pull. In this case place hand on the handle and pull, use your bicep muscle, just twitch it a bit and you should be capable of opening most doors on this earth. Or just hold the handle and take a step back, this should be enough to get the door open. Now once it’s open just walk through it. Make sure you walk all the way through to get to the destination you are trying to reach at the interior of the building. Now going out is even simpler. You have to push simply walk up to the door and place one hand on the door and take a step forward, this can open the door and simply walk through to the outside. It’s really not that hard. Take these things into consideration the next time you get to a door and there are lots of people going in and out.

First off I just want to give a short introduction to the thing I got going on here. The thing is there are many stupid people in this world. And it’s not exactly that they are dumb people but the things I see them doing leaves no other explanation. Sometimes it is just a chain reaction of something one person does then the others that follow causes mayhem, but that is human nature sometimes. People can’t fight it and its annoying from this side. Now you may think I’m a huge hater but the fact is that I’m not the only one who feels like this for sure. I just want you to know that these things are annoying and maybe you don’t know that you are doing them so after reading this you will know and maybe you will stop it, because you’re really pissing some people off. If I am the only one who gets annoyed by these things that I will write about let me know because then I am the annoying person and someone needs to tell me just like I need to tell people. No one’s perfect and that’s just the truth.