taking the metro

now there will probably be a bunch of these coming because you can get the best material down there. if i was to become a standup comic i would go down there everyday when i needed new jokes. from the people who take those free newspapers just to throw them on the floor to the people i will talk about in this post. the target of this post are these people who go into the metro with their friends (doesnt have to be in the metro though that is where i usually see this) and they are chatting it up bu they both have their ipod headphones in their ears. come on. now granted that i cannot judge whether the thing is actually turned on or not or how the the volume is. the simple fact is that its rude to be listening to music while talking to someone, especially your friends. what better way tp show that you really dont care what your friend is talking about than by blasting a tune into your ear while they are speaking to you. it just pisses me off to see this. especially when 2 friends are actually together talking and they both have them on. dont ever let me catch you doing this and then taking the thing out of your ear bbecause you didnt hear what your friend was saying....i will just snap, of course you didnt hear. and anyway what are you trying to prove by leaving these things in your ears? that you are cool enough to have an ipod. well congratulations, you are also a rude fuckin asshole, which do you prefer? now if theres something wrong with your headphones and its a hassle just to take them out and put them back so you lower the volume when you talk to someone then ok, go ahead. :P anyway if im talking to you i would take my headphones off and if you are talking to me and have them on be sure that i am definately muttering stupdities under my breath on purpose so you cant hear me. and hopefully there are others around who can and will laugh their asses off. so try to learn by the things that i write and maybe we can make this world a bit less annoying to live in

girls in winter

ok so this post comes around in the beautiful season called winter. for my out of town readers (as if i have any) our winters here in montreal as anyone who has been here would tell you are brutally cold. now what im getting at is when a girl comes in from the outside world of cold and says "wow its so cold out there" and then i look up and realize she is not wearing a hat. are you serious? if you are wearing a hat and you tell me that then ok i know that you knew it was going to be cold however it is colder than you expected so you are expressing the fact that even a hat cannot save you from feeling the chill of winter. but if you have no hat on and you come and tell me that you just have no sense. you have lived here for how many years...(average of my friends over 18 for sure) and its guranteed in winter that you need a hat everyday or some other heating device on your head like earmuffs or headbands etc. Now from a girls point of view they can say that they don't want to mess up their hair by putting a hat on. Fine i can respect that, but then dont come and complain to me that its cold. i know its cold look ontop of my head, that is a hat it keeps you warm in winter. im sure you have already seen one. they sell them in most clothing stores around the area. You cannot have everything in this case being perfect hair and warmth so if you wear a hat dont bitch about your hair and if you dont please sont say obvious comments like its cold out there cause noone wants to hear you cry about either of these ridiculous things. so learn from this and maybe we can make the world a less annoying place to live in.

The Proper way to Exit and Enter Door, I cant Believe you Dont know how yet.

How many years have doors been around? Yeah that’s what I thought, forever. Then how come people are not aware of how they work? Scenario: Let’s say there is a double door and both of the doors are functional. You are going into the building and someone is coming out of the building. Common sense tells us that you take the door on the right hand side and he does the same and therefore there is no problems right? But why the fuck does that person always insist on waiting for you to go through the door and then go out the same door you just came in by? Is it so hard to open the other door? I just did it. Are you going to tell me that he isn’t able to? No it’s because he’s lazy like most people in this world. Now granted that when its one on one this is not really a problem because he just has to delay that half second but the same things happen when there’s a huge melee of people and it causes a huge pile up when all someone has to do is move a step to the right and open the door that no one is using. It’s really not that difficult. For those of you who do this here’s a detailed instruction on how to open a door. If you’re going in then you usually pull. In this case place hand on the handle and pull, use your bicep muscle, just twitch it a bit and you should be capable of opening most doors on this earth. Or just hold the handle and take a step back, this should be enough to get the door open. Now once it’s open just walk through it. Make sure you walk all the way through to get to the destination you are trying to reach at the interior of the building. Now going out is even simpler. You have to push simply walk up to the door and place one hand on the door and take a step forward, this can open the door and simply walk through to the outside. It’s really not that hard. Take these things into consideration the next time you get to a door and there are lots of people going in and out.

First off I just want to give a short introduction to the thing I got going on here. The thing is there are many stupid people in this world. And it’s not exactly that they are dumb people but the things I see them doing leaves no other explanation. Sometimes it is just a chain reaction of something one person does then the others that follow causes mayhem, but that is human nature sometimes. People can’t fight it and its annoying from this side. Now you may think I’m a huge hater but the fact is that I’m not the only one who feels like this for sure. I just want you to know that these things are annoying and maybe you don’t know that you are doing them so after reading this you will know and maybe you will stop it, because you’re really pissing some people off. If I am the only one who gets annoyed by these things that I will write about let me know because then I am the annoying person and someone needs to tell me just like I need to tell people. No one’s perfect and that’s just the truth.