The inside the club sunglasses wearer.

i know you have all seen these losers, almost anytime you go to a club you see a couple of them, wearing their sunglasses in the club. now, is it not dark enough in a club that you need sunglasses? dont worry you assholes, i know you arent doing it to protect yourself from UV rays, im not an idiot. but the fact is that the reason that you are doing it, i assume showing them off, is an even dumber reason to be wearing them. i would like it better if someone would say to me "dam i thought it would be sunny in this place". so big deal you have expensive glasses, i really dont think anyone actually cares. are you actually getting people coming up to you and saying "hey man sweet frames" in a club. no the truth is we are all laughing at you because your a moron. and dont come at me with "common bro they are prescription glasses". my response would be "well "bro" (dam i hate that word, i would use it in this case as an insult that he would definitely not understand.) if you have a prescription you could have easily worn your regular glasses, dont even try to tell me that those are the only glasses you own...dont even try." so we get it your some kind of bigshot and your glasses cost more than my car, im very happy for you, but you still look like a douchebag. like what is your point? do you actually think that you look so cool with your glasses on that people are going to be impressed and want to talk to you. its a known fact that you eyes can make or break your face, like to tell if you are good looking or not. so by putting on these glasses you obviously want the opposite sex to look somewhere else cause your face is to ugly to be seen, so you have to hide it. thats just my opinion, but what do i know im just an averge nobody...but bad news mr inside the club glasses wearer, so is mostly everybody else.