the over the shoulder text reader

i cant fuckin stand these people. i dont knowhow you feel about it, but when i am texting and someone comes to see what i am writing, it annoys me to limits past what i am capable of feeling. i just dont understand the motive for one, its not about you, why do you care? and secondly i can't wrap my brain around the lack of respect that these people have and that they are so blatantly flaunting that lack of respect. one day i hope someone does it to me and im in the middle of writing, "ya im hanging out with some asshole"...not that i would ever hang out with assholes but you get the idea of what i am trying to say. i mean the very idea of poking your head into someones text is like the equivalent of walking into somone in the bathroom i would say, you dont want to know what they are doing in there, though you have a pretty good idea, and you shouldnt want to know because it does not affect your life in any way at all. now if you are with a friend and you are texting another friend that you both know and its about something like lets meet up here and now, or whatever then its not so bad. but if you have no idea whats being texted and the person doing the texting is not letting you in on it, then dont go look at whats going on and try to get inside information on their life, or whatever you want to know. the bottom line is it dpes not concern you or the person who sent the first text would have sent it to you as well, so why do these people feel that they have to look in on whats going on? do they have so little going on in their life that they are jealous that they are not getting texted? that sounds pretty lame to me.

the pole wrappers

you guys know who im talking about? i admit its quite vague as a title, but for somereason facebook limits the amount of characters you can put in a title. weird eh? anyways the assholes im attacking today are these morons who wrap their entire body around the poles in the metro and thus leave no space for anyone else to hold onto the bar, unless of course your taller than they are. like where do you come from with this idea? i know your tired from a day of work or school, but the lack of consideration for other people in this instant is intolerable. your basically saying to every other person on the metro "fuck you" im the only one that shouldn't fall down if something happens. well guess what you aren't special at all, trust me. these poles are safety devices and with you wrapped around it your putting everyone else at danger, dont be a dick, and just hold it with your hand like a normal considerate person.

you don't play for the Canadiens

ok look you wanna hear something that really gets me mad. like all my other blogs were simply stuff that annoyed me, and retarted things that people in this world do that i cant comprehend. so here goes, its these idiots that put their own name on the back of a Montreal Canadiens jersey, with a number of their choice. these people are retards. i know its your team you wanna feel like your part of the team and you love them so much. well guess what? so do i. hell i even refer to them as "we" when i am talking about them, and you can do that too. but the fact of the matter is that the jersey is something else, its sacred and its a tradition in this city that has lived for so long but that has only had a certain number of people in it. and you know what? you are not one of them. people work their entire lives to get drafted into the NHL and have the glory of putting on that jersey. you dont have that same rite because you pay a dollar a letter to get your name stamped onto the back of a jersey with so much history and so much pride. and you know whats worse? when you choose a number of a player that is playing on the team at that moment. if you got it before a certain player chose the number then whatever, i'll still be mad cause i cant stand that you have your name on the back of it, but if you go buy the jersey now and pout a 27 or an 11 and you put "your name" whatever it may be, you deserve to be slapped across the face by Kovalev, and Koivu themselves so you can learn what a disgrace you are. but that isnt even the worst of the worst, if i ever see you walking around with a jersey with the number 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 12, 16, 18, 19, 23, 29 or 33 and it is not stamped with the great names of Plante, Harvey, Beliveau, Geoffrion, Morenz, Richard, Lafleur, Moore, Cournoyer, H. Richard, Savard, Robinson, Gainey, Dryden, Roy i should have the rite to simply punch you in the face, and if you ask why, you get another one simple as that. its a great honour to wear the red white and blue of the Montreal Canadiens dont spit on it by putting whatever your last name may be in the back of their pride and joy. supprt the team like the rest of us, but dont disrespect what is legendary and sacred to the whole family that is the Montreal Canadiens

establishments that cant decide

in light of the popularity taht my status got on this subject i decided to turn it into a blog because i hate it and again like all my other ones i cant understand for one second why it happens. in case you didnt figure it out from the title it is these stores that believe that they are clubs because they play extrememly loud music. these stores that think they are clubs, what the fuck is up with that? examples are of course dynamite in carrefour laval. ive never walked in that place but the outside looks like tehre should be a line for a club, i hear the music from the outside and the windows are all blacked out and i dont even think there are clothes in them. whats the point of taht? do you want little girls to feel like they are going clubbing to buy clothes? is that the appeal? i mean shopping is a leiseurly activity, you go walking around with your friends and try on some clothes, usually to go to club. and joking around while you see what clothes are in and what is outand then you walk into a store where you get a fuckin headache beacsue some jackass manager/employee jacked up the music so loud that you tell your friend that you wanna leave so they smile, nod then head deeper into the club that is the store where you are supposed to be buying clothes. i walked into a store the other day, was called costa blanca. dont get me started on how stupid of a name that is. anyway the music was so loud that i couldnt hear myself think let alone shop. hey jackasses who own stores listen up. LOUD MUSIC IS NOT CONDUSIVE TO SHOPPING. if anything i believe that it would just drive people right out of the store. i almost went up to the cashier and ordered a beer. see now that would keep people in the store. the music can be left out. i swear, this is the truth in that store costa blanca there was more employees than shoppers and if or if it wasnt because of the music i cannot say. but nonethless its stupid. imagine having to work there 8 hours a day? i cant even stay in a club for 2 hours a night. however, the staff on the other hand seem to like it. they must be as retarted or they must be the retarted poeple that turned it up to begin with. i made a comment to my friend when i went in there and the girl working gave me such a dirty look. first off shut the fuck up with your look, i can have an opinion, i dont like to be ear raped when i walk into a store. a store for gods sake. second dont give dirty looks to people unless its your store and you are seriously offended. and trust me anyway, if you dont get a headache from the music, the prices are sure to give you one. so you lose either way. there are restaurants like this too, they crank up the music so damn loud you have to shout across the table. its as if these places werent sure what they wanted to open and just decided to mesh them together and see what they can turn out. i cant really attack the restaurants so much because there are just way too many that do this. my prime example is univers in laval. i used to love that place because the food was so good, and it still is, but somewhere in the metamorphisis that overtook it the owners must have thought that they would be able to open a club taht wasnt exactly a club. however they took out the best parts of the bar (the tvs and the beer on tap) and put in the worst parts of a club (the super loud music and the dim lighting). so now you go there and you are confused, should i be dancing? should i be eating? standing? sitting? why cant i hear my friend talking to me? oh its cause im at a club, thats right. oh no wait im at univers where i used to watch canadiens games. oh and for some reason i just got carded...shove this card up your ass and take a hike.

the seat hoggers

Now we all know these people, whether it be in class or in the metro, the people that put their shit on a chair and don't move it no matter what. whats up with these morons? do they not want their precious school bags to get dirty? i mean come on, i know that sometimes girls buy expensive bags and all that but when i come to class late and there is no where to sit and your bag is occupying the lone empty seat that there isnt a human being in (which is what chairs are meant for by the way) move it the fuck out so i can sit down. and dont be all annoyed by it either, trust me i dont wanna sit beside you either but i didnt really have a choice. in class is one thing because it rarely happens that there is no where to sit i must admit. but in the metro its really a big deal. there are approximately 12 seats for every door in the metro and there are approximately 1000 people in each cart (number of people may have a slight exaggeration). you do the math, or are you not smart enough because your bag is sitting there on a seat where I or someone else lucky enough to see it first can sit. its rare enough to actually get a chance to sit down in the metro and then out of no where theres this mirage of a seat with no head in it and you are wondering why there are people standing up all around it, and you think wow they are just all strong people who dont wanna sit down so i'll take it. and of course you go there only to see a fucking school bag sitting there and the owner of the bag sitting down comfortably doing homework and listening to their ipod like nothing is going on. i knew people wouldnt be standing around an empty seat but i had to go check anyways just to get pissed off cause of this seat hogger. whats the idea behind it anyway? all i can think about is the not getting the bag dirty. is that really it? cause if it is its really dumb, if its something else let me know. im just here trying to make the world a less annoying place to live.